Playing Improv Games by myself!

I'm bored here at work so I'm gonna try and play games with myself. Like Carusso....I'll MC for myself too...Who here as seen CSI Miami, well as we all know the main guy played by Carusso makes very cheesy puns about where the person was killed, so in this game our players are going to get a suggestion from YOU the audience and they will make puns about where the person was killed or with what, So let's get a suggestion for locations...Office, High School, Library, Fast Food Resturaunt, Amusement Park...Okay and now let's get a few Items, Cell Phone, Pen, Flowers, Fish, Iron. Alright Let's do a Doctors office

"Looks like they couldn't handle their 'shots'" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!
"Looks like they put their life on hold!" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!
"What kinda 'sick' person would do this!" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!
"Looks Like someone lost their patients" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!!!
"He must have had a Ph.D in Death!" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!
"He checked in, and never checked out" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!
"Looks like he ran into some bad reception" YEEEEEEEEEEAOW!
"No one's going to be nursing him back to health" YEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!!

Alright let's do a High School...
"Let's catch our killer and give him perminant detention." YEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!
"Let's find our killer and 'Locker' Up!" YEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!
"Looks like our victim failed Living 101." YEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!
"Looks like they got schooled!" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAOW!