Well it looks like I'm in for a long and boring day at work. Jessie is gone helping her mamma clean after bear lake, so I'm stuck with no one to talk to and a longer shift with time to kill. *sigh* Josh is probably still sleeping...or in Class...or playing with his kid so he's not texting me. Most my friends are either sleeping or at work. So here I sit blogging. Then we're listening to Country here at work so I got "All my Ex's live in Texas" and it made me think of Steve, but he doesn't live there, he just served his mission there and got FAT! So I chose a very appropriate title for to days blog. You know I'm not horribly bitter, a little miffed
, but we had some good times. So maybe I'll do a montage
e of those good times with a few pictures 
and then some witty
captions. So first we have him before he got fat. He use to have gorgeous track runner legs. Look how beautiful there are. Also you really can't tell in the Santa photo but he had a beautiful bum! Then in our second photo clearly shows he has potential to be a great dad some day. It was one thing I really admired in him, he seemed to do well with kids and he really wanted to be a good daddy. And our last photo demonstrates his quirky sense of humor. He did some crazy things that always seemed to keep me laughing. Then I'll throw in he was an excellent cuddler, I'd try and be nice and say he was a pretty good kisser, but even though we were together for 8 months he never kissed me so Sorry Steve I can't give you any good marks on that. Well that's my montage of fun times now to the fun part. Steve got fat on his mission. He went to Houston Texas, my guess is he ate like he w
as still Mr.Track star, but he wasn't working out every day, so low and behold he got super fat! Goodbye cute runner legs, goodbye cute bum! Goodbye Good Lookin! Now I don't think it's just The Texas food that is to blame...Let's take a look at some photo's here... As you can see in the photo to the right, there in front of Steve is one massive Texas styled burger...but if we take a closer look you see that there is actually one and 1/2 massive Texas burgers...wheres the other half...probably shoved into his big mouth. See if you look closely you see that his face although slightly chubby, is still jammed full of burger. Now clearly if he would have just had one Burger he would have probably not been hungry later, and could have possibly preserved his perfect bum. But of course it is
hard to change your eating habits. I do believe this trend started before Texas. He had put on the freshman 15 his first year up at USU and I believe it comes from the same problem...Let's take a look shall we?
Here you see Steve in the background, doing what you may ask? That's right cramming a big piece of pizza right into his face. Again we see the similar chubby cheeks syndrome, indicating that his mouth is really full.
You can also see how there is a little more chubbiness around the face compared to the montage pictures above. This clearly effected the freshmen 15 factor, and created bad habits that he took with him to Houston Texas. Of course I'm not shallow and weight isn't everything. He's also short. I forgot how short he was, but I could not get away with even wearing a very low grade 1/2 inch heels around him without towering over him. I forgot that, didn't realize that until his homecoming where I was in heals and his Nose probably met up with my chin. Yeah he is short and stout. Like a teapot. Well anyway he did lose some weight when he got home. Maybe just eating less greasy food or maybe he's gotten a chance to exercise more, either way he did lose some of the weight, but he's still not what he once once. Here I'll provide you all with a montage of all his Post Mission Photo's, also followed by comments, feel free to sing your own montage music!
Alright
this first picture I like to imagine he sitting there thinking to himself...Man I was kinda a douche to Connie. I also like to image after that thought he starts thinking of how truly attractive I am, and that makes him realize "Man I got fat on my mission I really let myself go, I didn't deserve such a cute fun girl like that!" This second photo shows how short he is. Sorta...I mean it's hard to tell but really he's short. There is no way a girl my height could pull off wearing heels around that man, and that could be a deal breaker for some people. Last there is that ridiculous lakers photo. Why does he like the Lakers?! We live in Utah thus we should be Jazz fans, and if you're a Jazz fan you don't like the lakers! Also that pose is not flattering, it makes him look even more fat! He appears to have a double chin, and his pants are too big making his whole bottom half look too big. Yep pretty much a very bad picture of himself and he made the mistake of making it his profile photo for EVERYONE to see! Okay now I feel like I've been a bit harsh, so I guess to make things fair I will do a montage of me from high school and then follow up with current pictures, but see in my opinion I've gotten a lot more awesome since High School so it may be a completely biased comparison, but again fun none the less, since it is established that I'm extremely bored here at work. Alright again, montage music...maybe some Greenday since that was kinda my kinda music back in high school and junior high. 
, but we had some good times. So maybe I'll do a montage
e of those good times with a few pictures 
and then some wittycaptions. So first we have him before he got fat. He use to have gorgeous track runner legs. Look how beautiful there are. Also you really can't tell in the Santa photo but he had a beautiful bum! Then in our second photo clearly shows he has potential to be a great dad some day. It was one thing I really admired in him, he seemed to do well with kids and he really wanted to be a good daddy. And our last photo demonstrates his quirky sense of humor. He did some crazy things that always seemed to keep me laughing. Then I'll throw in he was an excellent cuddler, I'd try and be nice and say he was a pretty good kisser, but even though we were together for 8 months he never kissed me so Sorry Steve I can't give you any good marks on that. Well that's my montage of fun times now to the fun part. Steve got fat on his mission. He went to Houston Texas, my guess is he ate like he w
as still Mr.Track star, but he wasn't working out every day, so low and behold he got super fat! Goodbye cute runner legs, goodbye cute bum! Goodbye Good Lookin! Now I don't think it's just The Texas food that is to blame...Let's take a look at some photo's here... As you can see in the photo to the right, there in front of Steve is one massive Texas styled burger...but if we take a closer look you see that there is actually one and 1/2 massive Texas burgers...wheres the other half...probably shoved into his big mouth. See if you look closely you see that his face although slightly chubby, is still jammed full of burger. Now clearly if he would have just had one Burger he would have probably not been hungry later, and could have possibly preserved his perfect bum. But of course it is
hard to change your eating habits. I do believe this trend started before Texas. He had put on the freshman 15 his first year up at USU and I believe it comes from the same problem...Let's take a look shall we?Here you see Steve in the background, doing what you may ask? That's right cramming a big piece of pizza right into his face. Again we see the similar chubby cheeks syndrome, indicating that his mouth is really full.
You can also see how there is a little more chubbiness around the face compared to the montage pictures above. This clearly effected the freshmen 15 factor, and created bad habits that he took with him to Houston Texas. Of course I'm not shallow and weight isn't everything. He's also short. I forgot how short he was, but I could not get away with even wearing a very low grade 1/2 inch heels around him without towering over him. I forgot that, didn't realize that until his homecoming where I was in heals and his Nose probably met up with my chin. Yeah he is short and stout. Like a teapot. Well anyway he did lose some weight when he got home. Maybe just eating less greasy food or maybe he's gotten a chance to exercise more, either way he did lose some of the weight, but he's still not what he once once. Here I'll provide you all with a montage of all his Post Mission Photo's, also followed by comments, feel free to sing your own montage music!
Alright
this first picture I like to imagine he sitting there thinking to himself...Man I was kinda a douche to Connie. I also like to image after that thought he starts thinking of how truly attractive I am, and that makes him realize "Man I got fat on my mission I really let myself go, I didn't deserve such a cute fun girl like that!" This second photo shows how short he is. Sorta...I mean it's hard to tell but really he's short. There is no way a girl my height could pull off wearing heels around that man, and that could be a deal breaker for some people. Last there is that ridiculous lakers photo. Why does he like the Lakers?! We live in Utah thus we should be Jazz fans, and if you're a Jazz fan you don't like the lakers! Also that pose is not flattering, it makes him look even more fat! He appears to have a double chin, and his pants are too big making his whole bottom half look too big. Yep pretty much a very bad picture of himself and he made the mistake of making it his profile photo for EVERYONE to see! Okay now I feel like I've been a bit harsh, so I guess to make things fair I will do a montage of me from high school and then follow up with current pictures, but see in my opinion I've gotten a lot more awesome since High School so it may be a completely biased comparison, but again fun none the less, since it is established that I'm extremely bored here at work. Alright again, montage music...maybe some Greenday since that was kinda my kinda music back in high school and junior high. 
Anyway this first photo was in the school cafeteria, its a very goofy pictures, where I'm saying something like Hey I'm a goof! I will say that it's weird I didn't have bangs. But overall it's a good picture that shows a bit of my fun side. The second picture was taken right before a stake dance.This is how I do my hair when I don't feel like doing it, just a little gel, scrunch it to bring out the natural wave and I'm golden. Then this last one was taken before a date I had with Steve. It was the first time we ever held hands, and I looked dang good for it! Also my natural hair color. I've changed it a lot since then. I've done every natural color, brown, red, black, and also a bleach blond...that was scary...okay that was a fun montage let's move on to my recent photo's
So here we have it, the recent photos. As you can tell I am no long my natural hair color. I also cut it a short A-line. I look great in Liz's hat (Photo 1) I still pull off my sexy kissy face. I will say though that I might have put on a little weight...(I eat little Cesar pizza alot) Also my acne is till pretty bad, but I did get some new stuff and it seems to be promising so hopefully that won't be a complaint much longer. I also have gotten a better sense of style. I really do like my hair dark as well. I think I'm pretty and so do a lot of other guys. And here's just some random facts about what I've done or have and that Steve doesn't. I'm still good looking and fit into most of my jeans from high school. I have a good job, that isn't at a call center or as he puts it "a market researching company." Nope it's a call center that hires just about anyone and from what I've heard from people I know that work there, it sucks hardcore. I do improv, and I'm funny, he has lost his sense of humor or "outgrown it" I've kissed 4 guys so far, soon to be 5 ;) He's kissed...3 I think...and he gave up a chance to kiss me...who I'm learning and I'm getting pretty darn good so tough cookies Steve! I know semi-famous people, and they think I'm funny. Steve doesn't know semi-famous people nor is he that funny anymore. I'm attractive...I know it's kinda cocky and it's kinda a low blow...but it's my blog...I can say what I want. :) Anyway I guess I'm done. Oh yeah...Just throwin this out there cause I always seem to mention it, Josh Goodman is SUCH a good guy best friend! I adore him! :) That's all Folks!
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